If I became him, I would have my hair cut the style like Selena Gomez in Bad Blood MV, dye it lotus pink.
Then cross-dress my self as Hatsune Miku.
And tape a video of me dancing and singing along Ievan Polka.
Upload it to Youtube. Send it to the Org. And export it to a disk then send it to Haibara and Shuuichi Akai (of course with the sender's address hidden).
Maybe the next days the Org's personnel would decrease a lot by quantity since they dare to laugh at the almighty Gin.
Or
I would be Okiya Subaru, then I would invade into Agasa's house, Haibara's bedroom when she's sleeping, cuddle her and kiss her, take a picture of it using her phone then set it as her homescreen.
Maybe the next days we could meet a deaged Subaru joining the Detective Boys

