The most convoluted theories you can come up with!

[Abs.]

well, "akon" has some letters of "anokata", and -yl is a suffix that often appears on alcohols in chemistry... :O

Hey, this isn't the "Where we got our usernames" thread...  :V

[Akonyl]

well, "akon" has some letters of "anokata", and -yl is a suffix that often appears on alcohols in chemistry... :O

Hey, this isn't the "Where we got our usernames" thread...  :V

maybe anokata got it from me, eh?

[Dus]

Wouldn't he be called Akonata then?

[Akonyl]

well if they kept the ako, why not just keep it as akonyl all the way?

They had to change it so that it'd make sense in japanese.

[Freyr]

Spoiler:

Ran hired Dr. Agasa to put together a team to create a drug to shrink Shinichi because she doesn't want her and Shinichi to become like Kogoro and Eri--who actually left each other due to a plan devised by Yusaku and Yukkiko to fracture their families and draw Ran and Shinichi closer together. They believed otherwise, Shinichi would end up like his twin Kaito, be terribly afraid of woodland creatures, and feel the need to *know* the criminal mind by becoming one.

So Agasa goes to recruit two old friends, but accidentally sets off a self-defense trap that kills Jodie's parents because they were paranoid about government spies and would rather die than be captured. Their neighbor, Chris, rushes in to save Jodie and turns her over to foster care; Chris already was caring for two little children, Gin and Vodka, and was just a starving Broadway actress barely making ends meet.

Chris then makes friends with two mad scientists to develop the drug, and their daughter becomes friends with Gin. This continues until the two scientists create the drug and test it, but it ends up making them age at an accelerated rate and their bodies become that of 105 year-olds, old and senile. So Siho takes the mantle of researcher and reverses the drug, but Vodka, jealous of Gin's connection to Siho, hids the drugs in Gin's Stress-B vitamins.

Then Gin and Vodka go to a theme-park to relax and help find Vodka a girlfriend but then they run into a dude that says he'll pay them $10,000 to get some up-skirt shots of a girl at the theme-park. To look for good prospects before the deadline, they get on the roller-coaster to see any good targets and then get held up by the Police and Shinichi's antics. With time short, they went into the restroom and faked the pics, planning on taking the money and running before the guy notices the deceit. As Vodka makes the deal, Shinichi sneaks up and Gin goes to intercept him, planning to distract him by talking about sticks and tree branches but trips over his untied shoelace and wacks him in the back of the head. Feeling bad, and with nothing else to give him, Gin gives Shinichi one of his Stress-B vitamins(which of course was actually APTX 4869 thanks to Vodka) he keeps handy at all times before running off with Vodka, so excited about the $10,000 they just made.

Conan then goes to Agasa for help, who of course orchestrated the whole thing because of Ran's request, but due to his Alzheimers, completely forgot about it. When it was succesful and Shinichi became a kid again, he was supposed to name him Shinni to let Ran know it was actually Shinichi. But because he is named Conan and not Shinni which they agreed upon, Ran has no idea that Conan is actually Shinichi.

...my god.

Be glad I decided to not be completely annoying and forgo all punctuation and capitalization and just make it one gigantic sentence. Figured that was to much.

[Akemi~chan]

that ran stores a camera inside her horn to spy on shinchi/conan and oher people and secretly veiws them in her room. to proove her suspistions

[WolfenAmphithere]

So it doesn't mean "something randomly messed up," it means "something that is complicated and twisted

So I was too lazy to go find a dictionary xD I meant the same thing xD

Kir has the same cap as Scar Akai when shooting Akai -> Kir = Scar akai!!! DUN DUN DUN
@akonyl:

Clearly, this topic was made so that you could post that. :V

I thought so too XD

What's this? Are my psychic powers showing through again?

[Akonyl]

Be glad I decided to not be completely annoying and forgo all punctuation and capitalization and just make it one gigantic sentence. Figured that was to much.

Yeah, if it was all one huge sentence, I might not believe it.

What's this? Are my psychic powers showing through again?

that, or you're keylogging our computers D:

[WolfenAmphithere]

What's this? Are my psychic powers showing through again?

that, or you're keylogging our computers D:
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MY COMPUTER IS PSYCHIC WITH MY BRAIN?! WHAAAAAT?!!?!?!

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MY COMPUTER IS PSYCHIC WITH MY BRAIN?! WHAAAAAT?!!?!?!

You're actually an android?

[Akonyl]

MY COMPUTER IS PSYCHIC WITH MY BRAIN?! WHAAAAAT?!!?!?!

wait, are you saying that you psychically keylogged our computers? Because that's just not cool D:

Also: What if conan and akai had planned for the whole Okiya disguise thing, but before Akai actually met up with Conan, the BO intercepted Akai, killed him dead and replaced him with Bourbon-Okiya? The Scar Akai is just a BO decoy who exists to be suspicious to conan, thus making sure he doesn't suspect Okiya. The BO member chosen for Scar Akai is someone expendable, like Rikumichi, so that if the BO kills him (like chianti, who's being kept out of the loop with some others, wanted to), it's not a huge loss.

[Dus]

That would be brilliant. Nothing else to add.

[WolfenAmphithere]

MY COMPUTER IS PSYCHIC WITH MY BRAIN?! WHAAAAAT?!!?!?!

You're actually an android?

that's what I wanna know XD

Also: What if conan and akai had planned for the whole Okiya disguise thing, but before Akai actually met up with Conan, the BO intercepted Akai, killed him dead and replaced him with Bourbon-Okiya? The Scar Akai is just a BO decoy who exists to be suspicious to conan, thus making sure he doesn't suspect Okiya. The BO member chosen for Scar Akai is someone expendable, like Rikumichi, so that if the BO kills him (like chianti, who's being kept out of the loop with some others, wanted to), it's not a huge loss.

That would be amazing if Gosho pulled something like that, and blew up every single other Bourbon/Okiya/Akai theory ever made xD Now THAT would shock everyone (even us, since we're not actually expecting it, rofl)

[Freyr]

MY COMPUTER IS PSYCHIC WITH MY BRAIN?! WHAAAAAT?!!?!?!

wait, are you saying that you psychically keylogged our computers? Because that's just not cool D:

Also: What if conan and akai had planned for the whole Okiya disguise thing, but before Akai actually met up with Conan, the BO intercepted Akai, killed him dead and replaced him with Bourbon-Okiya? The Scar Akai is just a BO decoy who exists to be suspicious to conan, thus making sure he doesn't suspect Okiya. The BO member chosen for Scar Akai is someone expendable, like Rikumichi, so that if the BO kills him (like chianti, who's being kept out of the loop with some others, wanted to), it's not a huge loss.

Now he can't do that cause you spoiled it. He has to think up something more epic.

[Abs.]

  @ Ako

What if Conan and Akai had planned to fake Akai's death as Chekhov had outlined, but BOURBON SAW THROUGH IT AND GOT TO AKAI at the little boy's house before Conan met "Okiya"?  Bourbon, assuming that he'd "taken care" of Akai, then took on the persona of "Akai pretending to be dead" to try to figure out what the purpose was behind such a ruse.

We apply all the "head trauma" theories to explain why Scar Akai was right handed and mute, then invoke "healing/recovery of memories" to explain why he was able to procure a gun and fire it, and regain his speech.