The Funny Conan Captions Thread!

[Mizuumi]

I think the pictures themselves do not need to be in spoiler tag, unless the picture is very new AND the picture itself is a giant spoiler, although you can also use spoiler to save space I suppose

okay, thank you

[rocketpropelledbear]

Conan: Cute!

Sera(happy): You think I am cute?

Conan: I am talking about the other girl in this photo, the one lying on the bed. You have a cute daughter.

Sera(annoyed): What the...I am not that old you know...

Conan: Well, you mentioned you don't have any other relatives to depend on. You did not mention about having a sister as well. She can't possibly be your mom since it is biologically impossible for a person to shrink, for instance I am just an ordinary primary school kid. Therefore she must be your daughter. Of course if we subtract the approximate age of the child in this photo we will reach the conclusion that you are a bit too young to be of childbearing age, hence I theorise you are in fact really a male and you are the father of this really cute child. When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.

Sera(angry): You really now how to push my buttons don't you? Fine let me tell you the truth, I had an affair with your mom Yukiko years ago and this child in this photo here is the product of our affair so if you want to have a romantic relationship with her you will be essentially committing incest. AND FOR YOUR INFORMATION RAN HAS FELL IN LOVE WITH ME, Muahahahaha!

Conan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-(ad infinitum)

[Mizuumi]

Conan: Cute!

Sera(happy): You think I am cute?

Conan: I am talking about the other girl in this photo, the one lying on the bed. You have a cute daughter.

Sera(annoyed): What the...I am not that old you know...

Conan: Well, you mentioned you don't have any other relatives to depend on. You did not mention about having a sister as well. She can't possibly be your mom since it is biologically impossible for a person to shrink, for instance I am just an ordinary primary school kid. Therefore she must be your daughter. Of course if we subtract the approximate age of the child in this photo we will reach the conclusion that you are a bit too young to be of childbearing age, hence I theorise you are in fact really a male and you are the father of this really cute child. When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.

Sera(angry): You really now how to push my buttons don't you? Fine let me tell you the truth, I had an affair with your mom Yukiko years ago and this child in this photo here is the product of our affair so if you want to have a romantic relationship with her you will be essentially committing incest. AND FOR YOUR INFORMATION RAN HAS FELL IN LOVE WITH ME, Muahahahaha!

Conan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-(ad infinitum)

Great, I love it
And I think Sera looks incredible cute here

[rocketpropelledbear]

*Sera opened the door and found Subaru brushing his teeth(again)*

Subaru*making some finger gestures*:Umm...uuhh..emnn...

Sera: What?

Ran: Subaru-san I am not very good at sign languages...

Sonoko: Wait, how come there are no pony tattoo on your neck!?

*Subaru shrugged and kept making gestures*

Sonoko(excited): I think Subaru-san is trying ask me out for a date!

Sera: Using sign languages?

Ran: I think Subaru-san is trying to say that Sera-san is his long lost sister

Sera: No way! I don't know anyone by the name Okiya Subaru.

Sonoko: But Subaru-san looked really shocked, I think he is surprised that Ran correctly guessed what he meant.

*Subaru facepalmed*

Sonoko: Wait, that's not what he meant?

Ran: Oh no! I think Subaru-san is trying to say that he had an affair with Yukiko-san!

*Subaru looked pissed, he started jumping up and down on the spot*

Sonoko: No? I get it, he is trying to say that Sera-san is a cross-dresser! But make no mistake Subaru-san, she is a bond fide girl!

*Subaru banged his head against the wall*

Subaru(thought): As if I need you to remind me.

Sonoko: Ah! I finally realised what you meant, you want us to join you for a four-

*Subaru started stomping his feet on the floor*

Sera: Have you ever realised Subaru never attempted to open his mouth. I deduced that he got his toothbrush stuck in his mouth

*Subaru nodded*

Conan: Cute!

Sera(happy): You think I am cute?

Conan: I am talking about the other girl in this photo, the one lying on the bed. You have a cute daughter.

Sera(annoyed): What the...I am not that old you know...

Conan: Well, you mentioned you don't have any other relatives to depend on. You did not mention about having a sister as well. She can't possibly be your mom since it is biologically impossible for a person to shrink, for instance I am just an ordinary primary school kid. Therefore she must be your daughter. Of course if we subtract the approximate age of the child in this photo we will reach the conclusion that you are a bit too young to be of childbearing age, hence I theorise you are in fact really a male and you are the father of this really cute child. When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.

Sera(angry): You really now how to push my buttons don't you? Fine let me tell you the truth, I had an affair with your mom Yukiko years ago and this child in this photo here is the product of our affair so if you want to have a romantic relationship with her you will be essentially committing incest. AND FOR YOUR INFORMATION RAN HAS FELL IN LOVE WITH ME, Muahahahaha!

Conan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-(ad infinitum)

Great, I love it
And I think Sera looks incredible cute here

I concur, she looks really cute especially in this particular photo. I am glad you love it

[Mizuumi]

It's amazing how you can tell a whole little story with a simple picture like that

I also have some new pics from the conan episodes I was just watching

[MoonRaven]

I haven't done this before...



Conan: And now we are on a mission to find cuter dress for Ayumi-chan!
Mitsuhiko: Then what are you looking form your phone, Conan?
Conan: Sonoko-neechan sent me a list of shops that we'll look out.
Genta: Why does Ayumi need a dress? That one is fine.
Ayumi: No it isn't! It is too green!
Ai: And it has frills, ruffles AND fur. Completely tasteless. And Edogawa, you have no say in this matter.
Conan: What, why?!
Ai: You have a PINK phone.

[Mizuumi]

Just watched another episode



Ran and Conan after hearing that there will be no more Shinchi x Ran Action in the next 50 episodes

[Memesu]

Kogoro's attempt to mimic the poster behind him wasn't very successful.

[Kleene Onigiri]

Kogoro: I forgot to remove the transmitter on Gin's car!
Amuro: Wha-What the...?!
Conan: Uncle?! You know about Gin?!
Ran: What, who's Gin?

[Mizuumi]

Kogoro: I forgot to remove the transmitter on Gin's car!
Amuro: Wha-What the...?!
Conan: Uncle?! You know about Gin?!
Ran: What, who's Gin?

XD ! Love it!

[rocketpropelledbear]

Genta: You ugly monster! Don't look at me like that, I know you are the one responsible for the extinction of Unagi!!

Mitsuhiko: A Chinese proverb says that "Your worst enemy is yourself"



Kogoro: Ran! Are you sure a cat has nine tails?

Ran: No cat has eight tails, a cat has one more tail than no cat at all, therefore a cat has nine tails.

Conan: Ran-neechan are you alright? Have you been to school? Do you know what school is for?

Ran: School is for learning, learning gives you knowledge, knowledge gives you power, power makes you evil, and therefore school is evil.

Agasa(offscreen): On an unrelated note, do you people have any suggestion on camouflaging bears which are trying to run across a pool table. If it works I will become rich.

Kogoro: Make it wear green sneakers.

Agasa and Conan: Why?

Ran: Have you ever seen a bear that wears green sneakers and runs across a pool table?

Agasa and Conan: No.

Ran: You see it works!

Kogoro: Looks like I have passed my smart gene to my daughter!

Conan: You are the enemies to logical thinking.

Kogoro: I forgot to remove the transmitter on Gin's car!
Amuro: Wha-What the...?!
Conan: Uncle?! You know about Gin?!
Ran: What, who's Gin?

Kogoro: Not a who, I was planning to find out where dat car is gonna go, the car is carrying a truckload of Gin so I call it 'Gin's car"
Amuro: What-what the...who would have thought someone is making a truckload of Gin clones! Must inform the PSIA.
Conan: Who would have thought the Black Organisation reads 'The Boys from Brazil'

[Mizuumi]

Sonoko: "Don't even think about touching Makoto! He's mine!"
Yamamura: "Why is she talking to me?"
Ran (thinking): I wonder what would happen if I just push Sonoko over
Sera (thinking): What is Makoto doing there?
Makoto (thinking): Sonoko sure has a nice Ass.. must.resist.touching.it



Amuro is highly concentrated while making a pass at Ran. Totally inconspicuous.

(I hope my english is okay so far )

[rocketpropelledbear]

Amuro is highly concentrated while making a pass at Ran. Totally inconspicuous.

(I hope my english is okay so far )

This one is brilliant , no problem with your english.

The following is not a caption, but it is similar in spirit

Spoiler: my way of making fun at the behaviour of certain characters.

If the subtitles are too small just open the image in new tab, save it on your computer/phone and then zoom it in for easy viewing

[Mizuumi]

This one is brilliant , no problem with your english.

The following is not a caption, but it is similar in spirit
my way of making fun at the behaviour of certain characters.

good one!
Also I didn't had to save the pic on my computer, I could zoom by just opening it in a new tab

The New episode I just watched was full of awesome captions Here I go (gonna put it in spoiler to save space)

Spoiler:

Ran: "Shinichi said WHAT?"


Ran: "That's it. He's so dead."
Sonoko: "R-ran, where are you going?"


Ran: "Found you Shinchi.That's what you get for calling me fat. Any last words?"
Shinchi(offscreen/thinking): Oh god,this is it. And I never told Heiji how much I actually love him


Mitsuhiko: "My gosh.. what is this crazy girl doing with Shinchi? I have to get out off here bevor she realizes me!"


Ran: "Too late, I got you! And because you saw everything you also have to die now!"
Mitsuhiko: "M-Mommy.."

And some other Pics I don't have captions for yet

Spoiler:

[Sylkabe]

I think this one can be interesting.