The Funny Conan Captions Thread!

[Nemomon]

Takagi:Keibu, the two bodies have been confirmed to be Mouri-Tantei and Edogawa Conan.

Megure: Oh thankfully those two are finally dead, their murder magnet attribute has caught up to themselves, now we will have a lot less murders to solve. Rest in peace, my two Shinigami.

BEST!

[cookieyanni]

Spoiler:

Ayumi: AHH its the 'Conan vs Haibara' glare contest!!
Genta: Gosh, Conan's glare is evil!
Mitsuhiko: I think I saw Haibara's glare, cause I'm blind!!!
Conan & Haibara: ¬_¬...

[Sylkabe]

Spoiler:

Ayumi: AHH its the 'Conan vs Haibara' glare contest!!
Genta: Gosh, Conan's glare is evil!
Mitsuhiko: I think I saw Haibara's glare, cause I'm blind!!!
Conan & Haibara: ¬_¬...

HAHAHA...Nice!

[Max1996]

Conan: OW!
Haibara: Bullseye!


Conan: I'M CHOKING!


Agasa: That's racist! *punch*


Kazuha: Don't look at that picture of my secret husb-f*ck, too late!


Gin: Ohai Shinichi!
Conan: ....Mph Mmmph Mmmph Mmph Mph? (Who's Shinichi and why are you covering my mouth?)

[Max1996]

And everyone wonders why Nakamori-keibu only has one daughter.


Ran: You're telling me I've been in BATHS with Shinichi?!
Conan: Calm down, Ran-neecha...no point in calling her that anymore! *hides*


Don't tell anyone, but this is how Conan ensures that a murder takes place, wherever he goes.


Conan has yet to learn of Amuro's reputation as a pedophiliac stalker.

[Mizuumi]

I also give it a try



Sato: Are you talking to other girls again, Takagi-kun?



Sato: Tell me, who's that on the phone? *to the phone* I dare you flirting with Takagi!
Takagi: Crap, this will be embarrassing..

[rocketpropelledbear]

I also give it a try



Sato: Are you talking to other girls again, Takagi-kun?



Sato: Tell me, who's that on the phone? *to the phone* I dare you flirting with Takagi!
Takagi: Crap, this will be embarrassing..

Conan: Eh!? Sato-keiji! I am Conan...

[sstimson]

I also give it a try

not bad. I do not if anyone remembers the state farm comercial, but these look like they are perfect for that.




Takagi: so you are saying I can lower my premium on my home insurance?

Sato: Who are you talking to at three in the morning?

Takagi: It is jake from state farm.



Sato: What are you wearing "Jake" from state farm?

Jake (on speaker): A nightgown and pumps.

[kkuuddoo]

hahaha state farm insurance, I still find that commercial funny sometimes !

[Max1996]

Conan: Follow me to Anokata's hideout!


Conan: Man, these dolls look so much like my classmates.


Kogoro: The culprit who killed Takagi Wataru can only be you! Hattori Heiji!
Conan (off-screen): Where is my watch when I need it?


Conan: Wow, this mini-statue reminds me of the time me and Ran went to New York.
Ran (off-screen): But I never went with you to New York, Conan-kun. Only with Shinichi.....wait a minute.
Conan: Dammit!


And Yamamura was never seen again, not that anyone will miss him.


Whenever Conan sees Ran naked without Ran realizing.


Conan: Let go of the shoe, it's a clue to figuring out Kir's true identity!
Rena: But....it's my shoe....cr*p!

[rocketpropelledbear]

Conan: But I want your shoes! I want Mizunashi Rena-chan's shoes!

Rena(radio):Gin, we have a small problem. This boy really wants my shoes.

Gin(radio): If I help you out, will you give the shoes to me instead?

[Mizuumi]

Spoiler:

Takagi: You cant fool me, I know you're Kid!
Megure(offscreen): No Takagi, this is just our new assistant..

[Mizuumi]

Spoiler:

Conan: Oh Great, a bank robbery again. Looks like I'll never get my free day

Sorry for the bad editing, but I had to remove the text in the picture somehow

Question: when should I use the Spoiler tag?
I already saw you posting pictures with and without it

[rocketpropelledbear]

Question: when should I use the Spoiler tag?
I already saw you posting pictures with and without it

I think the pictures themselves do not need to be in spoiler tag, unless the picture is very new AND the picture itself is a giant spoiler, although you can also use spoiler to save space I suppose

[Max1996]

Spoiler:

Takagi: You cant fool me, I know you're Kid!
Megure(offscreen): No Takagi, this is just our new assistant..

I would like to add a line to that
Sato: He's been that paranoid ever since Lupin III impersonated him.