Jigen: ...What are you doing?
Conan: Walk. Come on, walk.
Jigen: Excuse me?
Conan: *nudges him in shoulder blades* Don't make me use the crop.
Jigen: You're kidding me.
Conan: *kicks him in shoulder blades*
Jigen: OUCH! *starts walking*
Conan: Now trot! *brandishes crop*
Jigen: Help! There's a midget on my head who's attacking me!
Everybody present: O_o
*Later*
Kaito: Oi, Hakuba. I saw this kid down at the park, riding around on a guy's shoulders. What was he doing?
Hakuba: It's called piggy-back riding.
Kaito: Do piggy-back riders normally use crops?
Hakuba: ...No, they don't.
Kaito: Anyway, it gave me this brilliant idea.
Hakuba: No.
Kaito: What I was about to-
Hakuba: No.
Kaito: *sob* Okay...
Hakuba: ...Alright. What did you want me to do?
Kaito: Right, stay here, I'm grabbing the whip from my house and we can try a round.
Hakuba: ...Oh, God.
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LOL
well that brightened up an otherwise dismal day *sigh, i hate exams 
well i have the lupin vs conan special to look forward to soon keep up the good work as always guys 
it's really great and somehow short.. 
i've downloaded it from a third party..