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bluekaitou1412
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by bluekaitou1412 »
kirite wrote:
Anything that defies the laws of logic with Conan will do. Oh I can just imagine it...
-Guy gets stabbed with knife-
Conan: "You're bleeding!"
Guy: "Don't worry little dude it's just a skin condition."
Conan: "....you have a knife, sticking out of your stomach, that is not a skin condition."
Guy: "Sigh....little guy, when you grow up you'll realise you can't look at things so objectively."
Conan: "THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE!"
Guy: "Don't worry, don't worry. I'll just eat this bean and I'll get better."
Conan: "Don't copy Dragonball dammit!!!"
-later-
Conan: "Wait- what happened to your wound?"
Guy: "Oh the skin condition? I just put a bit of cream on it and it's all better now."
Conan: ".....*(&#$)(@!"
LOL, that was funny.