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It's a game to drag you out from your impending doom.

So, it's like this.

Person 1:You have 0 in one of your exams, what do you do?
Person 2: Laugh at the result, frame it, and have it glued on my parent's room.

See? Just like that.

Anything! Try to be ridiculous!

So here I begin:

What do you do... when... uh... if... you see Daniel Radcliffe right in front of you ?

Well since I'd have to do something drastic, I'd kodnap Harry Potter.

What would you do if someone hurt the person you love most?

XD

Well, it'd be horrible of me if I made a joke on this one, right?

Oh, wait..

First, I'll give the person a cup of coffee. Then, give him a massage, give them a load of delicious food... of course, the foods are drugged and they went to sleep.
I'll drive them off to the farest cliff and throw them away.

What would you do if you found out that Conan Doyle is actually your great great grandfather ?

Hmm I guess I'd be happy that I have a relation to Detective Conan

What would you do if you woke up next to a person you never met?

I'd throw the person out the window

What would you do if a complete stranger hit you?

If they're a guy:
I would fall down, start crying, make a highly obnoxious scene as to attract nearby people's attention (assuming that I was hit outside in a moderately crowded place). If that person then decides to try to calm me down after hitting me for no apparent reason, the moment they come close I shall hit them back, laugh maniacally, and run away as fast as I can.

If they're a girl:
I would yell out about sexual harassment as loudly possible. If she tries to calm me down I shall then laugh maniacally and run away as fast as I can.

What would you do if you found out that person you've had a crush on for the longest time was actually your cousin who was orphaned at a young age with no recollection about any of his/her family members?

i would run till i get to the other side of the world


what would you do if your boy/girlfriend cheats on you?

Cot off his d**k and feed it to him together with the food he hates ~nya! Yes... I take my revenges to THAT extreme.

Wha would you do if you were the said boyfriend ~nya?

call the police and tell them to put you in alkatras



what would you do if E.T. appears in front of you out of the sudden right now?

Poke him with a stick ad laugh at the stupid dream ~nya.

What would you do if to the local poice came a note from Kaito KID ~nya?

i would steal the note and make sure no one gets to him before i do



what would you do if i kick a penguin?

Beat you with a stick and yell some crap about penguin rights ~nya!

What would yopu do if you met REAL Conan?

kidnap him and lock him in a secret room, just for me alone



what would you do if you woke up and found out that your house's roof was stolen by E.T.?

I would just laugh at my neighbors living above me. (I live in an apartment ~nya! )

What would you do if you saw an unicorn ~nya?

Say, "Oh, look!  A rhino!"

Or something about Ran and her hair.  I'm undecided.

What would you do if you knew the world was going to end in ten minutes?