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Okay, I've seen this played in other forum before, so hopefully we can do this too.

Rules: I'll start a story with one sentence then a one to two words beginning of another sentence, the next reply continues that sentence picking up where the previous stopped, remember to repeat the starting word(s). after you've finished that sentence, start another with one or two words, the next person will do the same, continuing the story.
Do not post more than one complete sentence. . No controlling other users if user names are used, unless users are okay with it

We'll see how it goes

I'll start:

Once upon a time, there was a prince who was a known narcissist. He...

He was known as Garflex, High Meatlord of all Meatydom. His...

His powers and display of gluttony are known throughout the land. Today...

Today he is going to eat ten pounds of steak. That...

That is actually a horrible crime, seeing as how because he is the king of all Meatydom, steaks are really his subjects. So...

So, his subjects staked him to an ant hill. Then

Then the ants got angry.  They...

They called Akonyl's house for bee's reinforcement. He...

He (Akonyl) threw a party for the bees. The...

The house caught on fire and everyone ran outside naked...

Until the firemen came and hosed them down. They...

Sue the insurance company for not paying their fire insurance..

...but since the law of Akonyland is just as protective as insurance, Akonyl decides to seek revenge upon all species in the order of Hymenoptera (ants, termites, bees, etc.) AND the subjects of Garflex, High Meatlord of all Meatydom. From...

From there, he set out on a journey to seek allies. First...

First he enlists the help of inter-stellar, robotic, kilometer long, jet-powered, crustaceans with laser claws. Second...