Grant a wish game

[Mr. Flix]

You have now a bottle of peace

I wish for no more twists in granted wishes xP

[phreak_91]

Granted, however that ends this game so the wish is retracted.

I wish catgirls were real.

[Mr. Flix]

Granted, but their claws have taken all your senses^^

I wish for nothing xP

[phreak_91]

Granted, and that's what you get.

I wish it was Friday.

[Mr. Flix]

Granted, but it in the year 2525

I wish for the world to not end at the end of this year

[phreak_91]

Granted, it now ends tomorrow.

I wish the world would never end. 

[Mr. Flix]

Granted, but your life will also never end and you have to watch all your friends die^^

I wish that the world would be a much better place and that I will still be on it^^

[phreak_91]

Granted.  However, even though you are on it, you are no longer living.  You are dead.

I wish that I never got computer viruses.

[Mr. Flix]

Granted, you never got viruses, but you will get all of them in the near future.

I wish for a perfect world in which I am living

[phreak_91]

Granted.  The world is now perfect.  However, the now perfectly circular Earth is no longer affected the same way by the sun's gravitational pull, and that perfect world only lasts for a few hours.

I wish I had superpowers.

[Silver1412]

Granted, you can transform into a chihuahua.

I wish that stupid fox haven't bit me.

[Mr. Flix]

It hasn't, you were biten by an evil rat which made you sick

I wish for superpowers which will help me make the world a better place

[Silver1412]

Granted, you can now grow flowers from your eyes. The world is CERTAINLY prettier!

I wish I could meet the people from DCTP forum in RL. (Boy, would you guys be surprised!)

[Hanakochan10]

Granted, but one assimilated you for using text talk and always saying '~nya'. (Sorry, but it's sort of expected. )

I wish.. That I knew Japanese and English, could write them, and had great grammar in both, too.

[Kogorou]

Granted.

I wish ... that my package from japan will get here soon.