Hi... umm... Ka-ka-ka-i-i-ia? Koala, isn't it? Okay, good day to you, Koala.
(Hm? It's not Koala? Oh, I see. My mistake. I'll call you Fire Arrow then.)
Anyways, welcome, you weird-named person.
First and foremost, if you're a girl, in which obviously you are, watch out for this very perverted old puppy (yeah, old puppy, read:
xpon) that stalks ladies and steal their undies. If you're a boy disguised as a girl, you need not to worry for anything, though
Abs. may recruit you to his harem, it's normal, don't get freaked out.
I'll also take this as an opportunity to introduce you to our organization, the JDC. For more info, go
here and
here. We accept anyone-- just tell us your expertise and skills. Participating in conquering Japan is fun, don't you think?
Oh, another thing, if you come across
Girl19 here, don't pick up a fight (or even discuss something with her) if you don't want to get your ass kicked. Stay away from
Kleene Onigiri, too, if she wants to make you her new punching bag-- yes, riceballs can punch.
Don't worry about that shadow behind you. That's probably
conia-- if not, then it's Shadowman, who else? Another one here named
Akonyl likes bees. Remember, and this is very important, always include scary bee pictures on every post and be sure to give him a proper present (i.e. bee zombies) Don't worry, you'll meet lots of friends in the course of your stay here, like
bears,
onions,
mad scientists, and
ninja assassins.
I'm bluekaitou1412, btw. I'm married to a
cookie (although things are not what they used to be), and have a
cat for a pet.
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So, Fire Arrow, again, I welcome you here, and please don't be scared to bash Ran, go off-topic, annoy people-- just go and have fun.
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(From now on, I'll make this a habit. I'm being helpful, I know *evil laugh*)
(But he's a nice stalker.)
