Parkur wrote:
On behalf of
bluekaitou1412, I'm delivering an appropriate presentation.
Welcome!
First and foremost, if you're a girl, watch out for this very perverted old puppy (yeah, old puppy, read:
xpon) that stalks ladies and steals their undies. Ah, right, we need gender info here, gender! How can we protect you (if you're a girl) if we don't know your gender? We may lose a member! Yes! And, if you're a boy, no need to worry, though
Abs. or
PhoenixTears may recruit you to their harem, it's normal, don't get freaked out.
I'll also take this as an opportunity to introduce you to our organization, the JDC. For more info, go
here and
here. We accept anyone-- just tell us your expertise and skills. Participating in conquering Japan is fun, don't you think? I would like to advertise nomemory's Onionhead Fan Club too. You may join her in her quest to become an onion master.
Oh, another thing, if you come across
Girl19 here, don't pick up a fight (or even discuss something with her) if you don't want to get your ass kicked. Stay away from
Kleene Onigiri, too, if she wants to make you her new punching bag-- yes, riceballs can punch. Be wary of
Eve for she is, well, evil. No need to elaborate.
Don't worry about that shadow behind you. That's probably
Conia-- if not, then it's Shadowman, who else? Another one here named
Akonyl likes bees. He's the Bee Princess, so he expects you to pay homage to him and give him wasp presents.
Don't worry, you'll meet lots of friends in the course of your stay here, like
bears,
onions,
mad scientists, and
ninja assassins. A lot of skirmishes happen between members, and you might get involved, but please do not try to even utter a single insult against Ai, if you don't want to be squashed, chopped, burned, tortured, pitch-forked or poked by the AiCons.
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So, again, Welcome, and please don't hesitate in praising Haibara, many people do that, you'll pass unnoticed by the mods. Go off-topic (Even in Off-Topic), annoy people-- just go and have fun.
But welcome anyway and have fun! =)
Do you like onionheads?
Then I suggest joining the Onionhead Fanclub Fun isn't guaranteed.
Kay and her friends...
that is a lie 
