Hello evryone ~~

[Detective Prince]

Hello, kyuuichii. I hope you're not a 91 year old, coz that sucks.

Anyways, welcome, you weird-named person.

First and foremost, if you're a girl, in which obviously you are, watch out for this very perverted old puppy (yeah, old puppy, read: xpon) that stalks ladies and steal their undies. If you're a boy disguised as a girl, you need not to worry for anything, though Abs. may recruit you to his harem, it's normal, don't get freaked out.

I'll also take this as an opportunity to introduce you to our organization, the JDC. For more info, go here and here. We accept anyone-- just tell us your expertise and skills. Participating in conquering Japan is fun, don't you think?

Oh, another thing, if you come across Girl19 here, don't pick up a fight (or even discuss something with her) if you don't want to get your ass kicked. Stay away from Kleene Onigiri, too, if she wants to make you her new punching bag-- yes, riceballs can punch.

Don't worry about that shadow behind you. That's probably conia-- if not, then it's Shadowman, who else? Another one here named Akonyl likes bees. Remember, and this is very important, always include scary bee pictures on every post and be sure to give him a proper present (i.e. bee zombies) Don't worry, you'll meet lots of friends in the course of your stay here, like bears, onions, mad scientists, and ninja assassins.

I'm bluekaitou1412, btw. I'm married to a cookie (although things are not what they used to be), and have a cat for a pet.

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So, 91, again, I welcome you here, and please don't be scared to bash Ran, go off-topic, annoy people-- just go and have fun.

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(Eh... I'm starting to get the hang out of this)

Wth Did you come on JUST to post another helpful post for a new member??

[Commi-Ninja]

Awww.  That's first mention I've seen of ninja assassins. (Though, that phrase is a bit redundant....)

Welcome to the madhouse!

[PT]

Wow, I was included in Ao-kun's post! I feel honored! (Although, clearly you've missed the memo. Abs. and I are co-leaders of the harem.)

I'm guessing you were included the other times he copypasted it too

I have no idea. This is the first time I've noticed being included.

Why's everybody calling me Ao-kun nowadays?

I thought that's copyright material.

I just call you whatever pops into my head first. So, sometimes you're bluek, sometimes you're Ao-kun and sometimes you're 'That weirdo that's leading the JDC.'

[Detective Prince]

Wow, I was included in Ao-kun's post! I feel honored! (Although, clearly you've missed the memo. Abs. and I are co-leaders of the harem.)

I never get mentioned

[Conia]

Wow, I was included in Ao-kun's post! I feel honored! (Although, clearly you've missed the memo. Abs. and I are co-leaders of the harem.)

I never get mentioned

Consider lucky XD

[Detective Prince]

I suppose sooo

[Abs.]

Also, Detective Prince likes being referred to as "KaitoKid0," so be sure to call him that.

[Akonyl]

Wow, I was included in Ao-kun's post! I feel honored! (Although, clearly you've missed the memo. Abs. and I are co-leaders of the harem.)

I'm guessing you were included the other times he copypasted it too

I have no idea. This is the first time I've noticed being included.

well I dunno if you were omitted the first time, but at least in kaia's topic it mentioned the mad scientists and ninja assassins.

[bluekaitou1412]

Wow, I was included in Ao-kun's post! I feel honored! (Although, clearly you've missed the memo. Abs. and I are co-leaders of the harem.)

I never get mentioned

Would you like me to put:

"Watch out, there's Detective Prince. Well, actually, he's kait0kid0 in disguise. That's an open secret."

I just call you whatever pops into my head first. So, sometimes you're bluek, sometimes you're Ao-kun and sometimes you're 'That weirdo that's leading the JDC.'

I prefer "that weirdo", thank you.

[Detective Prince]

I knew you guys would say something like that, you guys are starting to be predictable, what a shame

[PT]

I prefer "that weirdo", thank you.

I'll keep that in mind.

I knew you guys would say something like that, you guys are starting to be predictable, what a shame

"Starting to be predictable"? Pfft.

[pofa]

Welcome to the forum, kyuuichii.

*leans close* Get out now, before it's too late! They-- *sniper dot appears on forehead*

...Don't pay too much attention to what you've read. It's perfectly safe here.

[Detective Prince]

Please prepare urine sample.

[Commi-Ninja]

Ignore him.

[Detective Prince]

This is a serious matter Commi! Do you want any drugees here???