Good day, everyone.

[mangaluva]

I see. Thank you for you understanding.
You might be right that I am ungrateful, but people usually only corrects you when you say something like that only to be polite or want to get in your good books. The truth is most of the time something different.

Often true IRL, but since this is the internet and we don't actually know each other, we're just being nice

[Kaia]

Often true IRL, but since this is the internet and we don't actually know each other, we're just being nice

I see. Thank you for your kindness. *bows*

[Dus]

Bloody hell, that's one massive introduction threadO.o
@mangaluva: She's from Austria. Pay more attention next time. tststs

Ich hätt gmeint, ich hätt dich schon mal begrüßt, da hab ich mich aber scheints getäuscht.
Also sag ich's halt hier und jetzt.
Servus, Grüß Gott und Herzlich Willkommen im Forum^^und net alles so bierernst nehmen;)
Ich glaub mangaluvas Eindruck kommt au daher, dass't recht oft good day sagst, was wirklich recht antiquiert. Ich kenns eher noch als etwas hochgestochene, unfreundliche Art, jemanden zu verabschieden. Außer in Australien, aber da sagen's au eher G'day. Wollt ich grad malt gsagt haben, weil's mir jetzt schon ein paar mal bei dir aufgfallen is. Net persönlich nehmen.

Also nochmal, bienvenue und schön dass ma jetzt a Österreicher im Forum findt.^^

Edit: I should stop writing these massive walls of text. Takes way too long.

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[Akonyl]

hey now, some people think flaming arrows are pretty hot.

Well, flames are usually hot. You might even burn your fingers.

Hence the bad pun, for which I am now going to stab Akonyl. Give me a moment.

I am impervious to your knives.

Are you impervious to my machete?

yes, this is how akonyland law goes. I may choose to ignore any attacks from people without the proper paperwork, or kleene. So you'd have to get her to do it.

[mangaluva]

hey now, some people think flaming arrows are pretty hot.

Well, flames are usually hot. You might even burn your fingers.

Hence the bad pun, for which I am now going to stab Akonyl. Give me a moment.

I am impervious to your knives.

Are you impervious to my machete?

yes, this is how akonyland law goes. I may choose to ignore any attacks from people without the proper paperwork, or kleene. So you'd have to get her to do it.

*Goes looking for a machete that can be wielded by a riceball* wait, she already has a flamethrower.

[Akonyl]

hey now, some people think flaming arrows are pretty hot.

Well, flames are usually hot. You might even burn your fingers.

Hence the bad pun, for which I am now going to stab Akonyl. Give me a moment.

I am impervious to your knives.

Are you impervious to my machete?

yes, this is how akonyland law goes. I may choose to ignore any attacks from people without the proper paperwork, or kleene. So you'd have to get her to do it.

*Goes looking for a machete that can be wielded by a riceball* wait, she already has a flamethrower.

the punchings do well, also.

Also dus, I attempted to google translate your wall of text. Let's just say... it didn't go well.

[nomemory]

I see. Thank you for you understanding.
You might be right that I am ungrateful, but people usually only corrects you when you say something like that only to be polite or want to get in your good books. The truth is most of the time something different.

By the way, you are female, right?

Your right about those who do that, to disagree with those is no problem for me at all. But not all are like that, I was speaking about those that find you good-looking for real.

And I agree with mangaluva, I'm mostly polite since I don't know what you look like. But I also doubt that you are truly unattractive. I can believe you are not a total babe but I doubt that those who does find you attractive have bad taste.

Yes, I'm female.

[mangaluva]

hey now, some people think flaming arrows are pretty hot.

Well, flames are usually hot. You might even burn your fingers.

Hence the bad pun, for which I am now going to stab Akonyl. Give me a moment.

I am impervious to your knives.

Are you impervious to my machete?

yes, this is how akonyland law goes. I may choose to ignore any attacks from people without the proper paperwork, or kleene. So you'd have to get her to do it.

*Goes looking for a machete that can be wielded by a riceball* wait, she already has a flamethrower.

the punchings do well, also.

Also dus, I attempted to google translate your wall of text. Let's just say... it didn't go well.

Internet translators = fail.

By the way, Kaia, apologies for your thread being taken over by offtopicness insanity. This happens here. A lot.

[Dus]

I used colloquial German and Austro-Bavarian expressions to thwart your evil Google-translating plans.
Muuhauahuaha.

[Abs.]

Yes you are not human in my eyes

Merely a figment of the imagination

Aided by the computer screen

The Internet

And the confirmation of other figments

All leading to the conclusion that

A lovely flaming arrow you are

[nomemory]

I used colloquial German and Austro-Bavarian expressions to thwart your evil Google-translating plans.
Muuhauahuaha.

Google translate would most likely fail anyway.

[Kaia]

Ich hätt gmeint, ich hätt dich schon mal begrüßt, da hab ich mich aber scheints getäuscht.
Also sag ich's halt hier und jetzt.
Servus, Grüß Gott und Herzlich Willkommen im Forum^^und net alles so bierernst nehmen;)
Ich glaub mangaluvas Eindruck kommt au daher, dass't recht oft good day sagst, was wirklich recht antiquiert. Ich kenns eher noch als etwas hochgestochene, unfreundliche Art, jemanden zu verabschieden. Außer in Australien, aber da sagen's au eher G'day. Wollt ich grad malt gsagt haben, weil's mir jetzt schon ein paar mal bei dir aufgfallen is. Net persönlich nehmen.

Also nochmal, bienvenue und schön dass ma jetzt a Österreicher im Forum findt.^^

Edit: I should stop writing these massive walls of text. Takes way too long.

Warning - while you were typing 9 new replies have been posted. You may wish to review your post.

Vielen Dank, dass du mich willkommen heißt.
Ich werde versuchen es weniger ernst zu nehmen. Es ist eine schlechte Gewohnheit von mir.
Es ist antiquiert und kann sogar unhöflich wirken? Meine Güte... Das habe ich nicht gewusst. Keine Sorge, ich nehme es nicht persönlich, aber vielen Dank für die Information. Ich werde in Zukunft aufpassen wie ich andere in Englisch begrüße. Ich möchte immerhin nicht unhöflich wirken.

Spoiler:

Thank you for welcoming me.
I will try not to take everything so seriously. It is a bad habit of mine.
It is antique and could also seem to be rude? Dear me... I have not noticed that. Please be at ease. You have not offended me. However, thank you for the information. i will be careful in the future how I greet others In English. I do not want to be rude after all.

Nine replies? Understood. I will take a look at it. Thank you for telling me.

[Akonyl]

Yes you are not human in my eyes

Merely a figment of the imagination

Aided by the computer screen

The Internet

And the confirmation of other figments

All leading to the conclusion that

A lovely flaming arrow you are

watch it, he's trying to seduce you with poetry!

[Kaia]

Your right about those who do that, to disagree with those is no problem for me at all. But not all are like that, I was speaking about those that find you good-looking for real.

And I agree with mangaluva, I'm mostly polite since I don't know what you look like. But I also doubt that you are truly unattractive. I can believe you are not a total babe but I doubt that those who does find you attractive have bad taste.

Yes, I'm female.

I see. Well, I do not wish to prolong that topic any longer. Therefore, I will just say: I see.

By the way, Kaia, apologies for your thread being taken over by offtopicness insanity. This happens here. A lot.

I have noticed it that members tend to go off topic in this forum.

Yes you are not human in my eyes

Merely a figment of the imagination

Aided by the computer screen

The Internet

And the confirmation of other figments

All leading to the conclusion that

A lovely flaming arrow you are

If it is only a polite compliment, then I thank you. If it is something else, then please stop.

watch it, he's trying to seduce you with poetry!

Thank you for your warning. It does not work on me. I do not like poetry that much.

[Abs.]